David Erik Finn

A chubby comedian who cannot see his penis when looking down. He can feel that it is there, but is embarrassed that it seems so small with all the fat in the way. While eating a doughnut and typing this description in the third-person, he is thinking about loosing the weight so that it is no longer a psychological problem for him (as he has a frail ego), but this doughnut is so tasty. Please, don't bring up this topic (over eating or small penis) with him; it is a difficult and highly personal matter that he wishes to not let others know about.