I was born after a planned home birth by my parents on my mom's birthday on October 26th, 1985; A near Halloween birthday. During my home birth, while waiting for the midwife, my mom took charge like a sergeant, and instructed my dad to look under her and told him to "get ready to catch the baby because he's coming!"
My dad was hysterical but he complied and successfully he caught me. That was the year of Pete Rose's Great Hit to break Ty Cobb's batting record and my dad's great catch. The midwife arrived 15 minutes late, which put me in a state of emergency... which has never ended..
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I won 1st place in the Science Fair in 7th and 8th Grade
1st place in the Hyde Park Art Show
Scored in 90 percentile on the GED
I was fired during the training process at AMC theater when I was 16 years old
Performed at Cincinnati Brew HAHA Festival in 2014 and 2015
Performed in Los Angeles, Orange County, Cincinnati Ohio, New York, New York, Chicago, Northern Kentucky, and Las Vegas.
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