I like to appear as highly professional through vain headshots despite my limited range & experience. I am only ever booked by my friends/co-workers where I mostly share the stage with the same <5 or so other local comics (but on paper I can manipulatively twist that into leading people to assume that I am a frequently booked crowd-favorite despite having no real following or demand from anybody else besides the same 2 bookers, whom of which I often perform as an opener for).
You can always catch me after my sets working behind the bar and/or bussing tables within the same venue I have performed in where I will act stand-off'ish toward others as a defense-mechanism to help mask my shame for doing work that I personally view as both embarrassing & beneath me.
You can also catch me on my now-defunct podcast that averages at 8 or less views per episode (most of those views belonging to me & any guest I have on the program so that we can enjoy the sounds of our own voice).
I am extremely entitled to both paid-gigs & attention over others, neither of which I am rightfully warranted, so please consider booking me so that I may acquire a new social-media pfp of me on-stage so that I can finally make my old highschool classmates see that I am more important than they initially thought & that i am worthy of having my voice be heard by others.
